What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit
Don't you worry your pretty striped hat, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
Then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and we're gonna give him a best-friend hug
Douuugg oh doug, douggg, dougg oh dougg douggie doug doug
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers..